Coming Someday To The Mediaverse

-Sinnerman:

Look, up in the clouds! It’s a star! No, it’s a raven! NO! It’s SINNERMAN!
Sent by his parents from his fascist alien homeworld of Dictopia to seek out a better, freer life uncontrolled by an elite oligarchy, young Mon-grel’s ship chose Earth, seeing in it a world much like his planet, though not too far gone down the wrong path to be saved. Landing in the Chesapeake Bay and shrunken and disguised as an oyster, years passed while the pearl inside matured from a boy to a man, simultaneously being fed the world’s culture, particularly the outlaw, rebellious subcultures of the blue-green marble.
Once free, however, the new arrival, feeling the heady taste of freedom, went a little, let’s say, buck wild, indulging all his desires, though he eventually learned control, that bit of wildness stayed in him. Seeing that the world was going down the same path his birthplace did, he decided someone must step up and thus Sinnerman was born!
Armed with Dictopian SinRay Vision, that lets him see the sins of anyone he chooses, and able to blow the mighty Wind of change, that gives those who feel it’s flowing past them the strength and confidence to resist the temptation and, just like his adopted hometown’s name, Bmore, he donned the black and gray cape, suit, boots, snakeskin belt and web of sin bandana. He cruises the night sky, the absorbed moonlite in his veins giving him superstrength, nigh-invulnerability and the ability to fly, fighting for Truth, Justice, and the Pragmatic Way wherever his shade-covered, crescent-shaped eyes should spot the need.
Supported through his employment and, later, ownership of the seedy”Hotel Crabshell” flophouse hotel on the outskirts of town that smells of cigarettes and regrets, coffee and ennui, he knows now that sinners make the best saints. With a cry of “Rise, rise, and rebel”, he shoots into the sky, backlit by the neon Hotel Crabshell sign with the eternally flickering but most appropriate “Crabs” blacked out, leaving only “Hotel Hell”

-The superhero Champion City tales of Dolphin Damsel and Kid Crab, Hardware and Software, Class Warrior and Labor Lad and Bionic Bushido, Major Midnight and Coal Minor, Hellhound, The Blue Heeler, Miss Medic, Frost Ferret, The Arch Druid, Sex Hex, and Boy Beacon

-The story of Setzer Klaus: Santa’s antarctic cousin at the South Pole, who delivers the kind of cool Jack Frost doesn’t, in his hot rod sleigh, The Road Sleigher with candy cane stick shift, peppermint wheels, etc.  Penguin swing band The Penguin Poppers with dice pip and card suit markings on their coats in backseat and girlfriend Connie(short for Conifer) Branches, The Spruce Chanteuse, riding shotgun.  Clad in snow leopard trim, black and nighttime starry silver.


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